Be afraid... Be very afraid...

So, I hate the ocean... I dont swim in it, I dont eat anything that comes out of it... Im not a fan. The main reason.... Sharks.

But now I have a new reason to never set foot into the ocean ever again..

STURGEONS!!!!



Ive recently been put on to a new website, which I read everyday, which basically reports all the fucked up stuff that happens in the ocean.

SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK.COM

This story comes from April 19th, 2007... (I never heard of a Sturgeon before reading this)

"A sturgeon jumped out of the Suwannee River and hit a woman riding a water scooter causing some serious injuries.

Sharon Touchton, 50, of St. Petersburg, suffered a ruptured spleen and had to have three fingers reattached by surgeons, but she lost her left pinkie finger and a tooth. Her fingers had been ripped off by the sturgeon’s bony plate. They were hanging by a strip of flesh. Ew.

She was taken by helicopter to Shands at the University of Florida in Gainesville, where surgeons did their best to mend her injuries."

If Sturgeons can do this to someone, what the fuck does a shark do?

Anybody got a pool I can swim in?