FUN TIME WITH ANIMALS

Who wants Ice Cream? (trust me, itll make sense)

So am at a kinda of standstill in my life right now. Dont cry. Its okay. Ill get through it. To say the least though, Ive been in sort of a rut as of the last few years. Again, dry those tears. Certain things have happened recently which made me really take a good like at my life, and Ive decided to make certain changes. My main problem is choosing those changes though.

Here are my options (I dont want to get into detail on any of them, just listing what Ive got available)

1. Go Back to college and major in Archaeology
My issue with this, is realistic jobs once I finish school. I really dont think I have enough patience to go all the way and get a phd or masters degree, and Im not sure how much work there is for someone with a Bachelors in Archaeology.

On the other hand, I really want to be Indiana Jones...

2. Move to Las Vegas
I dont want to move to Las Vegas

3. Something else

Yelp....


and now.......
Who wants Ice Cream!!!!

Poker Anyone?

Tomorrow night, I make another one of my treks into the heart of New Joisey, to play some holdem.... Maybe I actually dont lose all my money this time either.... Maybe

Be afraid... Be very afraid...

So, I hate the ocean... I dont swim in it, I dont eat anything that comes out of it... Im not a fan. The main reason.... Sharks.

But now I have a new reason to never set foot into the ocean ever again..

STURGEONS!!!!



Ive recently been put on to a new website, which I read everyday, which basically reports all the fucked up stuff that happens in the ocean.

SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK.COM

This story comes from April 19th, 2007... (I never heard of a Sturgeon before reading this)

"A sturgeon jumped out of the Suwannee River and hit a woman riding a water scooter causing some serious injuries.

Sharon Touchton, 50, of St. Petersburg, suffered a ruptured spleen and had to have three fingers reattached by surgeons, but she lost her left pinkie finger and a tooth. Her fingers had been ripped off by the sturgeon’s bony plate. They were hanging by a strip of flesh. Ew.

She was taken by helicopter to Shands at the University of Florida in Gainesville, where surgeons did their best to mend her injuries."

If Sturgeons can do this to someone, what the fuck does a shark do?

Anybody got a pool I can swim in?

Card Fish

Poker time tomorrow night. Ive been practicing in my mind all week. Wish me luck, and send me money to play with.
And if you do'nt hear from me by tomorrow, I won big and am en route to Lego-Land.

I got my first blurb!

Thanks Kate.
(in a text message I received very early this morning, Kate P. wrote)

"Your blog is the clearest glimpse into ADHD that I think I've ever seen in the written word"

That one is going on the book jacket

When a man loves a website..

I dont know why I just found out about this site right now, and why its been off my radar, but I am extremely happy that I discovered it. The most important periodical on the web.

The Fortean Times

I have a serious problem...

For some reason, when I open a bottle of any kind of beverage, I take a few sips, and put it back in the fridge. Now this would'nt be a problem, if the next time I was thirsty I opened and drank out of those same bottles. For some reason, every time I get thirsty, I open up a new beverage. I've had this problem for years, and it never usually gets me down. But yesterday, I bought a 16 pack of Perrier 1 pt bottles. Delicious, right?
So two minutes ago, I notice my mouth is dry, and I think to myself
"Wow. A 1pt Perrier would be great right about now."
So, naturally, I went to my fridge. To find..

16 Bottles of Perrier, all with a third missing.

That means between yesterday and today, I opened 16 bottles of Perrier without finishing a single one of them.

I have issues... And were not talking funny books here, folks.

Did you ever notice: Round 1

Did you ever notice....

People using public pay telephones are either screaming or crying....

Who Would Win: Round 1

Its Simple. Two Enter. One Exits.

ROUND 1

Battle of the StereoTypes

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VS.



ShortRound- - - - - - ->


You know you've thought of it before....

Buy this now!

Or I will send a plague of locusts down upon your town or village and hire Yakuzas to disembowel your livestock.


Word...

Before we get started...

Ponder on this...

Would you feel safer in a world where Superheroes existed, or scared of the notion that there would be a need for Superheroes in the world ?

Heady shit, no?

(I like superheroes, but dislike super-villians. Color me torn!)